Alright, the week is just about up. This one is going to be quick like ninja cause I’ve got a ferry to catch once again. No, I am not going to get drunk again.. this time I’m off to Seattle for a workout. So enjoy the next few minutes that I put together for your viewing pleasure..
Early this week, I arrived to the college campus a bit late as usual. I like to get into class right as it begins so that everyone can see how awesome I am before I sit down. SYKE, who does that? Not me.. and by “not me” I mean me. And by “me” I mean skanky girls that need attention to get on with their lives. You skanks. Anyways, point is is that its probably 60-something degrees outside, and I see this chick walking in shorts and crocs.. oh yeah, and a sweater. Now I know what you’re thinking..
“It’s 60-something degrees outside?! And this stupid chick is wearing CROCS?! Foreals, who in their right mind would wear CROCS?!”
I hate crocs. They are a croc of shit. Have I ever owned a pair? HELL NO, I have a brain that knows better than that. So then how could I judge a pair of “shoes” without even trying them on? Well, you know that saying “you can’t judge a book by its cover” ? Well someone took the cover of the Crocs story, buried it far into the ground, and then puked all over the pages. That’s why I know crocs are lame-o. I’d go into further detail, but just the thought of crocs make me want to stab myself in my eye with a pencil.. eraser side. That way I stab my hand with the sharp side at the same time.. So the pain is even worse.
Luckily for me, another person feels the same way for crocs, and also doesn’t have to catch a ferry, so he/she has more time on their hands to elaborate on how dumb crocs are.. about Crocs and more
On a happier note, I just bought the CD/DVD album of Nick Swardson and it is funny as fuck. I popped it in and the first skit cracked me up. I suggest you all go out and get it. If you don’t know him, he’s known for his role in Reno 911, Grandma’s Boy, The Benchwarmers, Blades of Glory, and other movies/shows/comedy stand-ups.. He also posts up on Funny or Die , where he has some great short clips of things he’s written. Hilarious.
Speaking of Hilarious and Funny or Die.. I’m sure some of you have seen the clip of “Charlie bit me” .. if not then
.. well here’s the adult version.. I’d post up but I’m not sure if its too NSFW.. better safe than sorry.. Charlie Bit Me 2.0
Now for some advice..
Ladies, I have no clue how difficult it must be for you to keep your man, or future man in some cases, happy.. but from a guys perspective, I can help you understand what it is we men are looking for. So I think I have found exactly what you need.
Clitter!
[this is a joke by the way, don’t take me seriously]
On a serious note [foreals this time].. As you all may know, I’ve been trying to stay up to date with CrossFit. As of now, my legs are weak and my groin is in pain.. luckily for me I get to work out AGAIN this weekend! Its okay, no pain no gain, right? So to finish up this weeks notables, I’d like to indulge you into an idea I think is quite interesting. And I am sure this is probably true, because I know I wouldn’t mind a partner ;)
“The female workout buddy
For some men, working out with a female can be a terrific motivator for more than the obvious reasons. First, just being around a female can help to increase your testosterone levels, which then translates to you likely having a better workout session. Secondly, if it's your girlfriend or wife you are working out with, this is a terrific activity for you both to do together that will help to strengthen the relationship, in and out of the bedroom.
Far too often couples get into the habit of doing more sedentary activities, coupled with more eating than usual, which results in weight gain. This, in turn, tends to lead to problems regarding attraction. So by choosing fitness as a common hobby, you are addressing the problem before it starts. On the other hand, some men prefer a male workout buddy since they tend to be shy around females, and will thus be distracted. The important thing is realizing what works best for you.” SOURCE
Have a good weekend everyone. Be safe, and wrap it up!
[marc]
Friday, March 7, 2008
Notables of the Week
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Notables of the Week
WHAT. A. WEEK.
This week went by pretty quick for me, which is a good thing 'cause there's nothing like looking forward to a weekend. a 3 DAY WEEKEND! thank yoooouuuu presidents! so this weekend, I'm looking forward to one of the joys in my life.. the only one that lets me ride her all day long, now matter what the situation is, just as long as i drive to see her, and pay my respects every now and then.. YES! thats right! you got it!
THE MOUNTAIN!
*note: Rob Dyrdek of DCshoes is awesome. not only because Rob&Big is such rad show, but because they put a friggin Subaru on the mountain.*
Did I mention I LOVE SNOWBOARDING?! If not, then here: I LOVE SNOWBOARDINGZZzWOW!!11
Last night I stayed up looking at another thing I love.. FUNNY ASS SHIT! why? cause I can't sleep and funny ass shit makes me laugh when I can't judge people and make fun of them.. so take a gander at a few things I enjoyed.
Lolcats is LOL at night
Global Warming is gonna suck ass. NOT, bitches!
Spongebob+oldflicks= giggling like a 12yr old
WillFarrell you so silly.
Okay enough for now.
Ooh! so lately I've been working on a new workout schedule.. CROSSFIT, thanks to my boy DRU. He's got me hooked [like the ladies that follow him] on CROSSFIT! its a great workout, and I haven't done such an extensive workout like this before and im enjoying it. Check his shit out! after that you can check his website out ;) hehe.. silly.
Tonights quote of the week.. and may I say, this quote is possibly the one quote I will be living by for the next few years of my life. maybe more..
Usher You Don't Have to Call
"Gonna boogie.. tonight. Cause I'm honestly too young of a guy, to stay home.. Waitin' for love. So tonight, I'm gonna do what any single man does.. and that's PARRRRTTTAAYYY.."
[After this, I had to leave to go hang out. So a quick recap of what I left my blog for]
8pm: Friday night, out n' about around town.. hotel party doesn't go down so we decide to take it to our old "hang out" spot, a bar.
10pm: A couple hours go by with a few drinks here and there.. catching up on things.
11pm: More friends meet up with us at the bar [about 13-15 of us now] so we get a table.
12am: 2 tables away, 3 "other" guys try to stare us down. We don't let that pass.
12am-1am: Words are exchanged. more talking and sitting, till they start taunting us. Again we don't let that pass.
1:15am: Push comes to shove, shove comes to blows to the face on the "other" guys. Security breaks it up, kicks the other guys out, but not before they get a good beating from 15 of us.
1:25ish: Cops come, the bar is a mess, some blood here and there, surrounded by adrenalin and testosterone in the air. Tonight was a good night. By the way, we didn't get kicked out.
2:30am: Home safe now. can't sleep, too much adrenalin. must blog to calm down.
What a way to start the weekend, right? well snowboarding in a few hours. Did I mention this trip cost me $5 for transportation and lift ticket? what.a.steal. too bad I can't pack my Subaru under the bus so I can take it up the mountain..
Have a safe weekend everyone, and be sure to give it up for the presidents! who gave us freedom, the pursuit of happiness, and of course... A 3 DAY WEEKEND.
and im spent.
[marc]
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Notables of the Week
The week is almost up.. January has passed us by, and it is time to get ready for February. [btw, how often do you PRONOUNCE the first R in FebRuary?.. I'm not perfect, so I know I forget it some of the time.] So to round up my last JanRuary [hah. nice] week, here are a few things that I'd like to share with the public..
Quote of the Week:
Caught this on TV real quick.. thought it would relate to the weekend coming up for some of us..
Movie - The Wedding Singer; Robbie: "Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"
Website of the Week:
dru, you might get a kick outta this one.. I thought it might be interesting for those who are Cloverfield lovers.. I'm a hater, but I'll still end up DL'ing these songs.
Rob's Party Mix; Cloverfield
Video of the Week:
This has to be one of the greatest intro's for a skateboarding video. EVERYTHING is always better in slow motion. ALSO, watch it because Lakai has been taken this down fast! second time i edited this to post video. Props Lakai.
marc (11:08:38 PM): so enlighten me
marc (11:08:44 PM): whats this bop?
h3r (11:09:47 PM): Bcuz I'm smaller than her pretty much
marc (11:10:06 PM): bop means smaller than her?
h3r (11:10:08 PM): This bitch is 5'8"
marc (11:10:25 PM): bop: v. to be smaller .... ?
marc (11:10:42 PM): or is it bop: n. a person of smaller stature
h3r (11:10:46 PM): No but bcuz I look like a kid compared to her.. I guess.??
h3r (11:10:58 PM): She couldn't even back up her theory!
marc (11:11:20 PM): wait, so bop is a theory now? fuck "Bertha*"! youre a horrible slang teacher!
h3r (11:11:46 PM): Hahahaha
h3r (11:12:01 PM): Pretty much. She was a girly ass fucken girl!
marc (11:12:50 PM): .. .. . .. ... .. . . ... . im so lost in the definition.
*Bertha is not her real name
Alright everyone. have a good weekend. Be sure to slide in the old track by Bone Thugs "1st of the Month" for ol' time sakes.. and because its the first of the month, you n00bs. be safe! and let the good times roll!
[marc]
