Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

Remember when the internet was in its younger ages?! Wow, time has past us so fast..

Sunday, December 21, 2008

WA snowed in! haaaaiii!!

its been snowing like crazy over here in the northwest. so everyone is either stuck outside in the snow, or stuck inside with cable/internet. seeing you are reading this, you have the comfort of internet and get a chance to keep yourself occupied. SO CHECK THIS OUT. its fun.

NEAVE has many different things to play with to keep you busy while you are snowed in. and if you have a webcam/microphone your fun just went up 7 points. give yourself a high five or a slap on the ass. well done


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

N.E.R.D. "Sooner or Later" video

Economy FAIL.

well done, N.E.R.D.
Rob Dyrdek for prez


Thursday, December 11, 2008

Illusions are fun, new movie poster

Poster comes out for scary movie "The Unborn". Haven't seen the trailer yet, but check this out.

Do you see the dead kid in the mirror?! No, really there's a kid in the mirror. And he looks dead. Look closer. Nothing still? Look away for a second then look at the poster again. See him now? Try squinting your eyes. Focus on the mirror. I swear theres a kid in the mirror's reflection. Well, once you get your eyes off the girl's butt, you might see it. Took me about 20 minutes to see the damn kid. Jaayyzzzuuuss.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Neato ninja gift!

Mom and Dad not happy about you failing your classes and showing up on the report card? Well you're in luck, and what perfect time to buy something to turn that FAIL into.. well.. it'll still be a FAIL, but you can post up your fail on the fridge with this! Post that fail with a little flare!

Source Ninja Star Magnet

Unfortunately you can't really throw them. Well you can, but you'll just look like an idiot throwing a magnet shaped as 3/4 of a ninja star. Now buy these suckers and make the ladies melt in your fingers when you tell them "I might not be rich, but I've got the hottest set of ninja star magnets in my kitchen *wink*." Another downside: these things are backordered. And they dont come with a free ninja outfit, but smart people like me know that all you gotta do is tie a shirt to your face and you're officially a ninja! and a guy with a shirt on his face.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

SNL makes me giggle like a little school girl.

After watching SNL this past saturday, I was hoping to find the clip of Andy Samberg impersonating the little 9yr old kid, who supposedly wrote some advice on how to talk to girls [wtf?], but no luck yet. By the way, it was funny. Cause kids are funny. and people who need advice from a 9yr old are funny too. Sorry people, grow up.

BUT! dare not fret my fellow readers. I have come through for your viewing pleasure. you can send praises and NSFW pictures via email or comments. After further research, I found the "Jizz In My Pants" video.

Quotable quote;
"You say its premature.. I just call it extacy."

in other non-related news: IM GOING TO DECK THE HALL BALL TONIGHT! See you suckers later!


EDIT/UPDATE: found it. duh.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

How to get the hot librarian into your house

New bookshelf for the lazy buyer + smart buyer + crazy reader.

At first its your typical book shelf, but once you run out of space..

Actually, you don't run out of space.. you make more space.

If you don't read books, you can store other things.
- Games
- Porn
- Shoeboxes
- Rocks
- Babies

Things you can't store.
- Your sad sad past. Carry that with you for the rest of your life. Muahahahahaha..